Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Places For A Baby Shower In Chicago

about crisis ... here are some ideas

- mini wind turbine on the roof.
Yeah, it's easy to say we put the windmill on the roof so we save! And if the crisis has also lost the roof? the windmill where if is expected??
-styling to China.
With 6 € do the bend, if you take the whole package that includes cut and color at maximum spend twenty. The products are not branded, the salon is nicely decorated but shampiste are kind, helpful and most importantly, you make their cocks! Certainly, however, that should not be alarmed when you see that between a fold and the other with the plate they cook spaghetti!
-sport simple at no cost.
the crisis makes us play sports at no cost, driven by despair, such as the "leap of the meal", the "swimming" in a sea of \u200b\u200bshit with a variant of the style, butterfly style "larva." Ah, then there are the sports that I can do with more people, for example, couples in distress is the most common sport, "Launch of the pot" or the ice skating on the streets with the introduction of a new outlet ... taking the piss. And then oh well the classic race, with the creditors, and you forward them behind you.
-hunting for discounts out of town.
I'm so out of town to get there that you have to put € 20 of petrol, and so then you are missing your arrival there that the 20 euro to buy that product assumes that you like.
-laundering of clothing items.
The famous passage of "rrobbe" brother to brother, from sister to sister, sister or brother to sister to brother (and sometimes the passage also extended to cousins), which occurs at that stage where it grows, the shirts are short and your mother makes you put the sweater even in August to cover the defects and if the sweater is short (sometimes even more short shirt) your mother, always in August, says: <> and you will notice that your friend you had not drunk the story of the jacket with short sleeves "invented by a famous designer revolutionary, if it happens, this is the case of passing the legacy to the next brother, and the next one to the next and so on ... for generations. In practice, if there are 10 children, you have to worry about wearing only the first born. Not to mention when you go to buy shoes and your mother makes you try the 45, <> <>, there was a case where a child at his baptism to have given a pair of white shoes, the child has used them also to marriage !
-stop smoking but forever.
Now that would be a bargain! addition to saving money on cigarettes, you also save on medicines and there would not rush to buy now the grave stone. Taaaaaakk!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dogs Stool Undigested Rice

Cylinder - adapted from the play by E. De Filippo


I want to say that this is a hat that has done its duty through the centuries and is still doing it today and will continue to do so in future generations, even when the era of atomic energy for men will be gone. And what
invented it, who knows what reception the king had to have the time, when he presented the project. "Your Majesty, you look at this design" is a hit? "No, Your Majesty." "This is a Cassarola? "
" Not you, Your Majesty "is a funnel? "You're away, your Majesty." You know, at all times the rulers have always been a little late. "Then tell yourself that blood of the Navy is, I do not waste time." "Your Majesty, this is a hat." "And bring it to me? What did you learn anything at all I make the hat? Get out, fool! "Calm yourself, Your Majesty. This is a hat at any time, you never know how things go, it can save the throne of your Majesty. First of all, the power of this hat can understand the only learned men. The illiterate will find it too much for their condition, and you will never tell you to take it regularly, but not to put it in your head for a moment. This hat, Lord King, the ministers will for official ceremonies, the doctors for consultations, the newlyweds and their guests to large weddings to show that marriage is a serious matter, there will be a duel without cylinder, a funeral a big guy who will do less for the people shall never be a funeral important, your Majesty's army, with the cylinder head becomes twice, it frightens the enemy and puts it on the run. " In short, this is a hat and eternal miracle. And every needy family should take one, always ready, hanging on the shelf. I keep me jealous, and always bring him in the head, because he saved on several occasions. At Christmas and Easter, for example, is the mailman for gifts? I put the cylinder, and we say, "I would not hurry up, good man ... talk about it again. " He says: "Do not you give thought ... Merry Christmas, Happy Easter, "and walks away. If the same thing ce to say with any hat on his head, or a cap, that not only walks away with his face distorted and without saying goodbye, but I am also died in the 'a language ... When the landlord came to get the mesate backward, the cylinder also behaved well ... It was an ignorant old man, one who signed with the cross ... But like all men illiterate wanted a child educated, and the trouble has happened to the father's place when he presented his son ... Always the case: learned men are born to illiterate parents, and by the illiterate educated fathers ... However, we will defend even by educated men.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Can A Gynecologist Pop Your Cherry

Long live the king .. Fool!!


How exciting! The first intervention on my blog.
And finally, after having visited and commented on others, here is a space of my own.

I created do not have a good head on what will be his goal, what are the topics, issues to be addressed. A place where you can free space between my thoughts, talking about everything and nothing. The only certain pattern is given by the figures near and opposing the King and his Fool, two contrasting worlds that reflect and compare, on the one hand the authority and seriousness of the King and the other irony and madness the Fool, creating a good compromise for not taking matters too seriously. There is more to say? (BHO, I do not know ...). I just have to be my only wishes for the birth of this blog - "Long Live the King .. Buffone "!!!!
(just do not remember exactly what was the opening sentence ...)

ring the bells ... roll the guns! (Ops!! No, no guns! Someone might misunderstand ...)

... ring the bells, ringing the trombino! (No, not so! Damn ... sorry I did not want to offend the category with the socks to the landline or mobile)

Let's see here ... ah yes ...

ring the bells, the drums roll!

do you make songs and dances
the court entrance of the two kings!






Friday, March 27, 2009

What Was Your Favourite Wedding Favour



Frank did not like the girls of his environment, or rather it was deliberately away, but that girl by unstable temperament and gray-eyed left him something.
And Frank was always very careful to keep out those who would approach him, but she could not do it, the desperate audacity to talk about her and her always precise Frank touched by violence to the truth.
Frank, a bit 'she laughed, a little' thought for a bit 'was concerned about the ease with which she could read and ridicule her pain, because who knows what he is asked to read the past so clearly the truth in Frank , or at least have the courage to spit in the face of its contradictions.
She was like the most normal thing in the world, Frank remained with lolwut whenever she spoke the truth as you open the tap. Could he perhaps
to love it, Frank thought, while the heat of her throat tinged hands of Frank, a time would be thrilled to cut the throat of a beautiful girl of twenty years, but now it was almost with pity, pity for the tragedy that could not even presume from the sadness of his eyes with rage and hatred for the ease with which she could see it so clear, so simple, as it is.
After he had killed was a moment to look at his throat and his eyes wide open, it was nevertheless able them to find peace, uncorked a bottle costs a lot and sat down beside her.