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E 'kleptomaniac, will not be punished!

A woman caught in the act stealing the purse of another customer in a supermarket showed a 'certificate of kleptomaniac'. When police, alerted by the surveillance, they stop, the woman - a retired Bolognese 65 years - showed a document that is suffering from an eating disorder psychopathology that leads her to commit theft pulse. Not coincidentally, just last year he racked up 11 complaints for the same offense. Now everything is

justified: theft, murder, dismissals, betrayal, everything! We lack even this, too, that during a bank robbery the thieves were to show the "certificate of kleptomaniac", otherwise they are not justified and the next day must be accompanied genitori.Basta certified by your illness, your mental disorder and you're done! A little 'as in court cases in which the murderer is given absolution for mental illness. Even the horns are justifiable, the wives say they do to adorn the heads of their husbands, to overcome the loss of hair goes! Then I wanted them to know who makes these certificates so maybe I do get to crazy so I can do too ' I what I want.

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Guinness: get the world's longest spaghetti!

Sure it takes some creativity to get into Guinness with original ideas. That is exactly what they are doing in a village near Lucca, Capezzano Pianore, where at the fair-food, to be held May 23 in the resort of Versilia, have decided to enter the Guinness Book of Records making spaghetti more longest in the world. The goal is to reach 2.8 km using about 350 kg of wheat flour dough duro.Sarà even an original idea, but who now think Lady and the Tramp eh? Maybe for a spaghetti kiss in the mouth will have to do a marathon of 3 km! No one thinks these things. Or how can they cook? It should soak into the sea, I realized that it saves on salt and water temperatures are rising to global warming but ... bho! Oh well we just have to wait when you can already drop. Meanwhile

We hope it is al dente.

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the 101 Dalmatians

(ANSA) - Rimini, 10 May - If you will be 'elected, will be' the City Council over 'of old Italy. Maria Donati, 101 years, and 'candidate for Saludecio (Rimini). Part of the "non-partisan civic List for the common good, which over 'a list and' extended family: on the run for the post of mayor is in fact, his grandson Robert and other relatives are on the list for the advice. ''Of course - joked the lively and dynamic super granny - I can count on secular experience.''

The old is no stranger to this kind of experience, previously was nominated in the lists of Julius Caesar in ancient Rome, between Guelph along with Dante Alighieri and some years later with Garibaldi. In short, the lady goes on the hunt for a chair!

As I understand the lady, when you reach a certain age, physical problems are being felt and the armchair is the only thing left, the only thing on which to rest the memories of a life, hopes, resignations and expectations for a happy ending.

Wishing you the same Andreotti's career, his contemporary, the invitation to apply also in the forthcoming elections on Mars!

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WANTED niche

Many dead in the cemetery of Orta Nova will soon find another accommodation. The eviction notice came via mail to their relatives by the brotherhoods and chapels that handle by which it is known that the agreement by which it granted the grave has expired and then must renew the license (paying of course) if you do not want to see the deceased at their own expense trascolare elsewhere. And if they do not find a solution? They leave in the middle of a street? And I thought that the problem of finding an accommodation was referring only to the living. To better understand the situation you have to go back a little with the years when the town of Orta Nova granted to the brotherhoods, which are headed by the Bishop's Curia, the cemetery land on which the chapels were built. These chapels were to be left to the deceased who belonged to fraternities and their relatives. In fact, the concessions of the niches have been sold to private individuals for a period of ninety-nine years or even forever.
But it is possible that even in death you can not find peace.
We also speculate on these things. And then about the chapels, the tier of Toto has shown that once past that gate, we are all equal, what are those houses if not to demonstrate just how rich you are? or ignorant?
They've built in residential real cemetery Orta Nova, missing only the PIP area and then we'll get it.